Reminiscing!
Short post ahead! I'm not in a blogging mood, so this is gonna be pretty meh.

Anw, was bored so I made a list of New Year Resolutions (even tho I never stick to them tbh hahaha) And away!

Here's to:

1) More Juicy sales in 2011!! Love x15586739 *animated hearts* Yesyesyes.
M- and I ordered Juicy wallets online about twelve days ago, and got them right after Boxing Day. Best gift ever! Thank you, Juicy gods :D I love every one of you to pieces. No pics yet tho cos they delivered them to M and she lives in Hougang. Too far for my tired feet. I went there a couple of days back, and it took me an hour and forty minutes just to reach home! Absolute travesty.

And if you're still figuring that out, or if your math is just (way) lousy like mine, that's one hundred minutes. Or Six thousand seconds!! Okay, forget the six thousand seconds part. Lol


2) More pretty stuff, like Shu Uemera tie-ups with Takano (or something). They're fab to look at and great when for when you're bored. I had a world of time on my hands so I picked up my pink pen and sketched this in my diary:



Waddya think! I'm so proud, I did handstands and backflips in my head. :D


3) Less ants on my table. It's so bloody disgustingly awful to find an ant crawling on my pen, or in one of my favorite Disneyland boxes when I pry it open. Horrible much? And I don't like killing them either, so my dad got ant chalk to deter them from crawling through the windows. Tho God knows how they managed to climb two stories up from the garden. If I were an ant, I wouldn't be half as smart as them I think. I'd probably be like," Oh my gosh, this garden is SO freaking huge!! And there's pretty flowers and smelly dog shit everywhere. I just love it so so much hahahaha"-- and I'd be content living in the garden, sleeping on petals and stuff, instead of finding ways to climb into my bedroom. I mean, damn you. You are way too smart for your own good, ant.


Btw I just googled this and apparently ants don't sleep, they work their butts and lives away collecting food for baby ants 24/7 while the Queen ant lies around laying eggs! This is so ridiculous. What kind of a queen does that? So yeah, I guess I can forget about the sleeping on petals part if I were an ant.

4) See 3


5) See 4


6) See 5


7) See 6


8) See 7


9) See 8


10) And! Less fail moments. If you don't know what I'm talking about, scroll down.














those are A's hands on my face, not mine.


Also, I'm kinda hoping--yes I'm on to resolution no. 11! But I want it to be an even number so I'm gonna squash it in with resolution no. 10-- my family will stop doing stuff like bring back an empty piece of cardboard from Disneyland.






I don't care that your hotdog box was from Disneyland and has a picture of Mickey Mouse printed on either side, just throw it away already and get some proper souvenirs! (But I love you anyway, Lol)



I'm gonna end with a super predictable*, albeit obligatory(and also kind of cheese-filled) greeting:


Happy 2011!!




Those are J's pom poms, btw. I didn't realize how much I missed cheerleading in pri school until I picked them up and began swishing them around, LOL. She snapped this pic when I was feeling kind of high (cos that's what pom poms do to you.)


xoxo


*See, told you it was gonna be predictable.


P.S* Christmas/NY pics soon!!

Annual Lengthy Post
with lots and lots of pics!

Okay, so it's not an annual thing yet, but I'm gonna damn well make it one.


Btw, this entry is gonna be a kind of watered-down version of my usual entries cos I've been way way too busy with all the shitty school assignments (haven't made a dent on any of them yet, which is awful cos when I procrastinate the stress just builds up until I reach my breaking point. So yeah, I guess I like pushing the boundaries and putting things off till the very last minute, when I'm just about on the brink of an emotional/mental breakdown. Snap! ) and last-minute gift-buying/gift-wrapping/shopping to do!!



Plus:

1) I've been too busy trying to tame my frazzled, frizzy mess of a mass of hair. It has a life of its own, and that annoys me to no end. I mean, c'mon! It's freaking hair, for crying out loud. How bloody uncooperative can my hair get? Actually, don't answer that.


2) I'm in the midst of packing my room. My old (Queen-size) bed was sagging badly, so my dad got me a new (non Queen-size) bed. No, it's worse than that. He got me a single-size bed wtf. And I'm saying this at the risk of sounding incredibly whiny and bratty but, y'know. It's horrible srsly. I hate the feeling of shifting in my bed and knowing there's a chance I'll trip over my blankets and fall on the floor. It's been three days and hasn't happened yet tho, so hopefully this horrible fear of mine will disappear soon. And on the bright side, it's so damn comfy! :D Ahhaha I'm totally contradicting myself.


3) There are way too many parties to go to. A- invited me but it's supposed to be a wild one, so I turned down the invite. And the party's supposed to go on from ten at night 'til dawn breaks, which is so ridiculous I think. I'd rather sleep(on my mega small single-size bed) than do that, LOL. Sorry, Ash!!




Um yep that's all I can think of right now.

My brain's kind of malfunctioning a little bit, if you know what I mean.


Okay nvm I'm being ridiculously incoherent again haha Anw, pics!


Okay hang on look at what my sis got me from HK first:



Freaking jellyfish!!

The white jellyfish is obviously the more adorable of the two, don't you think? I mean, she bloody wears rouge. Plus she looks way better with it than anyone I know.


I've named her Fafi, after the French artist! Total girl crush. Watch Fafi camwhoring and sucking up to the camera!

Isn't she a doll? (Not a doll doll. You know what I mean lol)


Awww *love poke*


She's ridiculously show-offish:



.. and super stubborn too.


Santa: Hey, no touching my cap, mister!



Fafi: Oh, sorry Santa *touch* hahaha





Then it was bubble-blowing day!
My bubble-blowing thingy, in the shape of an ice cream cone. Don't you just wanna lick it up?



Bubbles!



I tried blowing some at Kelly (Lol), but she just sniffed at them and strolled off, disinterested. Like she was completely oblivious to the fact the bubbles were choc-scented or something. Absolute travesty! And yes I know dogs can't eat chocolate but these are scented bubbles, not actual chocolate, so don't you give me that accusatory look, mister!
Ahaha I love winding people up for no reason.


And!
My favourite scene and line from one of my favorite movies of all time; Nanny McPhee :D



"Then I have to go."

I just love throwing in that line whenever I get into an argument with someone cos it leaves them so bloody confused. The convos usually go something like this (and usually with my sis, J) :


J: Why did you take my dried mango without asking me!!
Me: *ignoring*
J: *seething* You didn't even ask!!! See there's only three pieces left--
Me: *ignoring*
J: *threatening tone* I'm gonna tell Mummy! You're so dead. I'm gonna call her now!!
Me: ..then I have to go. *walks out of room*



Also, my younger sis had her friend over the other day, and they started making super dumb videos like this:








Okay, I've finally come to the end, yay! More shopping and present wrapping to do, so there simply isn't any time for pesky stuff like hw, oh well.

Anw,

Merry almost Christmas!
Have a supermassivelymadawesomefantasticallyfab one sprinkled with love and gingerbread men :D
and a killer apple pie!! My mum's is so good, I'd battle a stubborn mule to get her to make one.

xoxo

I had the yummiest lunch today, and it wasn't even at one of my favorite places in the world(y'know, like the Maldives or Kota Kinabalu or Pasta Fresca!). It was at .. Pizza Hut! Yes, totally anticlimax. I'm sorry, LOL.


We went there to celebrate my cousin's twelfth birthday actually, and if you read my previous post, you'll know what I mean about eleven/twelve year-olds being uncouth and superr annoying srsly.


And my cousin? Yeah, he's no exception. My grand spoils us to no end most of the time, and since today's his birthday, he got to order anything he wanted. And as much as he wanted. When I was twelve --omg, I have to stop saying this!! I'm not bloody 40; I'm only 18 and I'm already talking like I'm reminiscing about something that happened a long time ago. Wtf ugh-- I was content just getting a cake from Coffee Bean and having my mum make chicken wings and pasta.
See? Kids nowadays are so not easily satisfied.

Plus my cousin is mad violent. He likes hitting/throwing stuff at/torturing people, but then he starts crying over nothing sometimes too. Ahhaha I'm totally bitching about him! In his defense tho I guess he's more generous than 'll ever be.


So.


Since I've never enjoyed Pizza Hut pizza, I wasn't too excited about today. I was feeling quite grumpy tbh. But then I always get grumpy or irritable with my family for no reason, oh well.
Anw, my cousin ordered all kinds of stuff like spicy and sweet chicken drumlets and Cheesy 7 pizza, plus garlic bread and other sides. And the highlight for me was my drink: a Christmas Sparkler! (Um not sure what it's called but I think I heard the waiter say this, so.) Forgot to bring my cam, so it was poor quality pics snapped using my (damn lousy) LG phone. It's supposed to be a 5 mp camera, but I don't believe it for a hot minute. Pics!


When served:





After stirring:





I think it was just 7-Up with a splash of some mild cherry/rose syrupy thing. I don't usually lap stuff like that up, but this was awesome.


The soup was a clear, chicken-esque broth with celery, carrots and onions and infused with a dash of pepper. Plus since the air conditioning was kind of cold, the soup warmed my insides (lol). That was the ultimate! So much better than those Chinese soups I'm always being made to drink. Give me this, or cream of tomato soup any day. It's so good on a cold day, I would give up my daily cups of mint mocha and hot chocolate for one. But maybe just on a one-off basis.


The chicken drumlets were yummy but looked awful on my cam, so I didn't take a proper pic. But they were so damn good.
The Cheesy 7 pizza:
(Btw don't judge the pizza based on this picture, cos my cam really sucks)





For the first time, I actually enjoyed an American pizza! Usually I just go for Italian restaurants because everything tastes handmade and like it's been infused with love and care, whereas chain restaurants tend to be super manufactured and, um, idk. But you can just tell when something's been made with love. I mean, they knead the dough and do everything so well, and everything just comes out tasting simple but perfect.


So I guess today was an exception! Tyvm, Cousin. :D And my sis and I gave him three packets of Kinder Bueno and two boxes of Hello Panda for his b'day present, lol. Killer post soon!

xoxo

P.S*
I was going through my old assignments from last year, and found this:




I bloody got 6/20 for a test!


And more:



HAHAHA. Okay, toodles!

Watch this! Her name is Jessica Slaughter(how apt), and- okay, won't say anymore! I'll leave you to figure out her age yourself for now,LOL.



So. How old did you guess she is?
Twelve? Thirteen? Or.. fifteen?

You're also probably thinking, "Teenage angst is perfectly normal! I don't even know why I bothered watching that video."
Well. You're all wrong!!

And you, mister, with your assumptions about her age, are so damn fallacious(Thank you, thesaurus! I love throwing in random words no one understands so they get all confused lol) , it's embarrassing.



She's eleven!



Which completely stumped me, because eleven-year olds don't behave like that. I mean, with is her problem anw? Sure they're rowdy and hyper and bloody noisy and have all the energy of a kid to do annoying things that don't make any sense, like flip out over what just happened on Spongebob Squarepants/Phineas and Ferb, or suddenly start slapping their thighs and squealing with laughter like a bunch of hyenas on drugs(LOL sorry lousy aphorism! P.S* Dear thesaurus, you're the BEST!).

What kind of profanity-ridden, crap-spewing shiz is she going on about? I was laughing when I watched it but I kind of pity her cos she's only eleven but acts like she owns the world or something. She has all the makings of someone who'd be featured on Sweet Sixteen! Y'know, with her bratitude and screwed up language/mind/parents. Saddest combination ever. When I was eleven, I still loved the Powerpuff Girls. I would wake up at nine am every Saturday like my life depended on it, and my sis and I would watch PPG episodes on Kids Central. It was a sisterly thing, and I guess those were the kinds of things eleven- and twelve-year olds did in the past. And I was super obsessed with Polly Pocket dolls. Like super obsezzzed X 1737842 (random figure haha)

Plus I still remember getting the entire Polly Pocket collection that consisted of a Polly pocket doll sitting in an extendable limo with all her jelly clothes. Honk the steering wheel and it would play some fuzzy sounding music (idk, or maybe it was running outta battery when I bought it in Kuching! Btw I love Kuching. It's uber run-down but I love rustic places. Plus! Hardly any *hobos in Sg but there was one there. I still regret up till today that I didn't make an effort to stay in touch. WTF WAS WRONG WITH ME :( )

*If you can't figure out what this stands for, suck it! Natch. Yes I know I'm being incredibly unhelpful hahaha

Oh, and guess what! The Polly Pocket limo is still in my cupboard on display--and the steering wheel still works when you press it! Altho I don't really touch anything in that cupboard anymore, ohwell.


Okay now watch this other video which was a reaction video of her in tears cos she received death threats/other stuff after posting a couple of mega stupid videos like the one you just watched. (But what, the moment she started crying she pulled out her video cam and began spewing some nonsense while her parents threw in some unnecessary comments? That wasn't planned at all, was it.)





If you started

1)swearing, because who would adjust her hair while crying? When you're hurt you don't give a damn about what your hair looks like.

2)laughing till tears tan down your cheeks,

3)watching in disbelief, or

4)crying cos you felt sad for her,

then yes, that's a standard reaction! Um except for the last option, of course. With parents like hers, it's no wonder she's turned out so screwed up. Even the way she's dressed. I was gonna talk more about this but gotta cut her some slack! The girl's only eleven.

Okay better, longer post soon! It's about Christmas shopping(bestest thing everr!) and going broke(most depressing thing ever)

=D :D
Toodles!
xoxox

Superjumbledmashedup Awesomeness

In bite-sized pieces :)

Supermassively bored as usual! Btw this entry is mainly for Gleeks and/or Justin Bieber fans/Beliebers (AHHAHA in your face, natch!) and manatee lovers. And if you don't know what the hell a manatee is, scroll down! I'd never heard of one before today either, so yeah. Don't feel like you were supposed to know what a manatee is. Hardly anyone has heard of it! Altho I might be saying that just to defend my apparent lack of intelligence. Lol


Anyway.
Watch this and crinkle your face with laughter :)
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It's a manatee, btw!
Swimming and swimming and then..



Ouch.
Blubby and adorable! I would date him over *smugface any time. I don't think this is that funny, though. Just super adorable and kind of pitiful.

*See Glee-Teenage Dream part below.




If there's any animated movie I'd pay good money to watch (not that I have to cos I get free tickets!!) other than Tangled, it's this.




Gnomeo and Juliet! It has nothing to do with Romeo and Juliet tho, just a bunch of super cute garden gnomes (and other stuff that shouldn't be talking).

Final part of this entry (and the best part imho!)


Teenage Dream by the Glee cast!
They aren't the main Glee cast but watching this just gave me goosebumps even tho it's supposed to be about Blaine serenading Kurt, LOL. Watch it! Or if you're feeling lazy, at least load it and watch the first 3 secs so you can catch a glimpse of Blaine. It'll be worth it, I promise.




Don't you wish Darren Criss(the guy who plays Blaine) was serenading you and not Kurt in this scene!!

As an afterthought, maybe not cos (I know I'm being mad fickle-minded lol):

1) He's way too pretty to be a guy! Srsly how can anyone live with that? How?

2) After watching that video for the seventh time, I've concluded he looks way too smug. And no one would want to date someone that smug! A tree trunk would be more attractive than a smug face. I swear, I would die.

3) Also, he must be metro cos he looks like a high-maintenance kinda guy.

4) And since he's smug, can you imagine the kind of things he would say to me? Or the kind of things I would say to him?

Me: Oh my gosh I love your hair!!
Him: I KNOW, RIGHT? It's so much better than yours! Hahaha--
Me: *offended expression*
Him: --Oh. Sorry, I didn't mean what I said.
Me: *grudgingly*Huh. It's okay. And wtf is wrong with my hair, anyway? I'd take my hair over yours any day!

After which I would probably slap his face/kick him where it hurts/pull off his awesome hot shiny hair/all three actually!- and stalk off. You see? Worst convo of all time! Plus it would end in violence, oh well.


N.B. I know you're tired of reading the word smug over and over but it's not my fault! I tried searching the thesaurus on my mac, and you know what came up? Self-satisfied. I mean, really? Pls I have no intention of using such a suggestive word. Thanks, thesaurus. You're the best.


xoxo

P.S*In case you haven't realised, Christmas is coming!! Okay, abrupt end toodles!

P/P.S* Forgot about doing the Biebs part for this entry! It's prob from idk, halloween or something:



Notice the resemblance?Haha to be honest, I still can't. Even after studying it for 2 minutes straight wth. And it doesn't sound like a long time but it is too! You try staring at a pic of a pumpkin carving for two full minutes. *defensive*




When lit up, though, look what happened!!



Yes that's his face!

The Jealous Bug + MORE!

I am mad envious cos my whole fame is flying for HK this Wednesday, leaving me behind.. again. I mean, what am I supposed to do in my own time? Yes I have classes and lectures, but Hong Kong is one of the bestest cities(city? Or capital? Whtvr I have no idea but that's beside the point) to shop in!!

LOL I think I said that about Sydney too but anw.

You have to be kidding, to just toss me aside and leave me behind. I mean, I know more about HK than the 3 of them combined! It's my kind of place, mainly cos everything's better: the weather (only been there when it was cold, but still), the people and the clothes.

Plus I love walking, but not in swelteringly hot, crapass-weather like the kind we have here in Sg! I'm not complaining tho because it's equally awesome when it starts raining in sheets here. It just comforts me and makes me feel better.

And yes, the people in HK are a damn lot better than here (generally speaking, of course! Don't get all huffy and defensive! *defensive* hahaha I am a walking contradiction). Over there, no one pays you any attention at all. I'm serious. I crossed the widest overhead bridge in HK a million times a day to get to shopping malls and markets, and no one so much as turned in my direction or stared, or paid me any attention at all.

I don't like it when someone stares at me for an unusual amount of time. I mean, c'mon! Creepy much? Mind your own damn business, mister. I'm not saying HK-ans weren't friendly btw. The shop assistants are perpetually cheerful, even when you're drowning in a crazily crowded shop like H&M. It just makes me wanna cry, cos I wish I could be as cheerful as them all the time. Do they eat/drink something that makes them that happy? And why can't I be that way too?! It irks me so much :(


And since I mentioned H&M, I might as well tell you more about it (reluctantly, mind you, because once you read this you're gonna freaking fall in love with it like I have!!)

Anw each H & M store is like, I don't know, prettiness compressed. Or something better sorry I can't describe it too well lol- but it's retail therapy at its bestestest best, I swear! My sis and I spent about four hours in every H&M store we visited, which was crazy shiz but super worth it! Um except the clothes aren't so Sg-weather friendly. I still have yet to wear the shimmery tulle skirt I bought on a mad whim. Plus I realized too late the Pleather jacket I bought overwhelms my frame and is way too hot to be worn on this side of the world, ohwell.


Moving on! Was bored yesterday (the worst kind of boredom; the kill-me-nowpleasenow-anything-so-I-won't-be-bored!! kind of boredom) so! I went shopping and cam home with:



An entire pile of crafty stuff!
Lazy to type out everything I bought so just study the pic, natch!
Okay srsly I'm way too tired of doing this just gonna let the pics do the talking.

Cutting out the glitter foam letters and arranging everything on the cardboard:


l know it looks a mess but hang on in there, it gets better! I swear.
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Tadaa!Okay now that I look at it it seems to resemble the work of a five-year old who just chucked random stuff onto a board and stuck it in a photo frame. :(

Click on the pictures to enlarge them!

Fortunately, it looks good from afar! BT dubs, look at the awesome mint-green bin on the right!!Complements the pink photo frame (:




To end this: You know how they say living with someone for a long time makes you grow into the other person? Like how some pet owners look freakishly like their pet dogs after awhile- e.g. those who own pomeranians get this weird circular-eyes, pouffy hair kinduf look after awhile. Seriously, go google it or something if you don't believe me.


But for actual literal proof, this is a pic of my grandparents(love 'em!) in Sydney:



Matching bucket caps(they're the same colour! Lol oh my gossh), red jackets from Giordano and sports shoes! Oh, plus dark coloured pants ahhaha, cuteness ttm! Toodles!

xoxo