So. How old did you guess she is?
Twelve? Thirteen? Or.. fifteen?
You're also probably thinking, "Teenage angst is perfectly normal! I don't even know why I bothered watching that video."
Well. You're all wrong!!
And you, mister, with your assumptions about her age, are so damn fallacious(Thank you, thesaurus! I love throwing in random words no one understands so they get all confused lol) , it's embarrassing.
She's eleven!
Which completely stumped me, because eleven-year olds don't behave like that. I mean, with is her problem anw? Sure they're rowdy and hyper and bloody noisy and have all the energy of a kid to do annoying things that don't make any sense, like flip out over what just happened on Spongebob Squarepants/Phineas and Ferb, or suddenly start slapping their thighs and squealing with laughter like a bunch of hyenas on drugs(LOL sorry lousy aphorism! P.S* Dear thesaurus, you're the BEST!).
What kind of profanity-ridden, crap-spewing shiz is she going on about? I was laughing when I watched it but I kind of pity her cos she's only eleven but acts like she owns the world or something. She has all the makings of someone who'd be featured on Sweet Sixteen! Y'know, with her bratitude and screwed up language/mind/parents. Saddest combination ever. When I was eleven, I still loved the Powerpuff Girls. I would wake up at nine am every Saturday like my life depended on it, and my sis and I would watch PPG episodes on Kids Central. It was a sisterly thing, and I guess those were the kinds of things eleven- and twelve-year olds did in the past. And I was super obsessed with Polly Pocket dolls. Like super obsezzzed X 1737842 (random figure haha)
Plus I still remember getting the entire Polly Pocket collection that consisted of a Polly pocket doll sitting in an extendable limo with all her jelly clothes. Honk the steering wheel and it would play some fuzzy sounding music (idk, or maybe it was running outta battery when I bought it in Kuching! Btw I love Kuching. It's uber run-down but I love rustic places. Plus! Hardly any *hobos in Sg but there was one there. I still regret up till today that I didn't make an effort to stay in touch. WTF WAS WRONG WITH ME :( )
*If you can't figure out what this stands for, suck it! Natch. Yes I know I'm being incredibly unhelpful hahaha
Oh, and guess what! The Polly Pocket limo is still in my cupboard on display--and the steering wheel still works when you press it! Altho I don't really touch anything in that cupboard anymore, ohwell.
Okay now watch this other video which was a reaction video of her in tears cos she received death threats/other stuff after posting a couple of
If you started
1)swearing, because who would adjust her hair while crying? When you're hurt you don't give a damn about what your hair looks like.
2)laughing till tears tan down your cheeks,
3)watching in disbelief, or
4)crying cos you felt sad for her,
then yes, that's a standard reaction! Um except for the last option, of course. With parents like hers, it's no wonder she's turned out so screwed up. Even the way she's dressed. I was gonna talk more about this but gotta cut her some slack! The girl's only eleven.
Okay better, longer post soon! It's about Christmas shopping(bestest thing everr!) and going broke(most depressing thing ever)
=D :D
Toodles!
xoxox
