Helloooo my homies and nonexistent readers, I'm back!
I've decided I'm gonna be temporarily abandoning this space. I just feel like I really want some privacy-I'm thinking of setting up a blog under a pseudonym that no one will know about until they stumble upon it while browsing the interweb and go, "Ermahgerd this is a gem! Wtf have I been missing all my life?!" hahahaha narcissism, you gonn' be standing by me, yo.
But in all seriousness, if I do decide to continue blogging here, it's gonna be about strictly everyday, unimportant stuff. I just don't enjoy the idea of anyone reading what they probably shouldn't be reading. Which is a bit ironic, because if I don't want anyone to read something, why post it online, right? Right. I've been filtering my thoughts a lot here anyway. I don't enjoy that anymore. Maybe I'll start a food blog like *coughs*~
On a side note, CHRISTMAS IS COMING, yay! I can't wait. The girls are coming over on the Eve, and I'm probably meeting Lazymird in the morning so that's awesome as possum. The best part is, I was actually supposed to have work on the 24th and 31st (wtf), but one of the supervisors did her magic and bypassed the manager, so now we've got both days off. Which is freaking amazing and all in the spirit of Christmas whooop^-^ Haha I sound so damn sarcastic. I feel like I'm in a freeze frame and I need to feel more festive by baking and consuming more food than ever, especially cinammony, raisin-y, apple-y anything. C'mon Christmas bug, bite my ass already! Ohh and I want me some fruitcake. The best thing about it is definitely the laced prunes and raisins. I love rum in my tum, mmmm gimme moremoremore. It smells and tastes amazing. My mum's version is the best thing evah-I don't even bother paying for fruitcakes sold outside, not even fancy ones. I'd eat some if the occasion called for it, but other than that, meh. Yes, I'm a hundred and one percent biased teehee #nigahiga
108 seconds to 6pm! WHOOP. Off to the SEA Aquarium tmrw, I can't wait <3
Also, I need to get some ingredients for the cupcakes if I intend to make them before Christmas Eve comes.
N.B. I just went to NTUC awhile ago to get all my ingredients. Damn you, Philadelphia cheese and Bulla sour cream and Digestives. Why you cost so much?! T_T It breaks my heart to part with my cash, especially since my pay for my Editor stint is only gonna be coming in in Feb 2013. I K R, if we live that long. Y'all doomsday beliebers oh, ohh I kid had better replenish your canned food supplies and learn to assemble a makeshift toilet bowl out of black trashbags and two chairs. You try it. It's not that hard, really. We made one in secondary school for some Total Defence Day drill six years ago, and it was funtown. Try peeing in a dark classroom with sealed windows covered with black trash bags, deprived of fresh air while the sound of you freaking doing your business echoes everywhere. And let's not forget to mention the bigass machine they used to chug out *mock* poison gas under the doors of every classroom to see if we'd properly sealed all corners of the room!! Fun, like I said. Hahaha okay I'm gonna try to watch the Channel 8 show now, because I think my typing is distracting everyone. And I got my Secret Santee a present today 'cos I felt a cheapskate for just getting him an elf toy. In my defence, it is fucking adorable and I would trade a pinch of that amazeballz fruitcake just to keep it. :( But Christmas is all about giving, and therefore... I shall!
P.S* This is what Christmas with Yoda would be like. And if you don't get it, too bad for you. Because Yoda rules. (A Christmas rhyme, I just made! With fruitcake, let's celebrate!)
Just in case I end up not blogging in time for Christmas (I probz will lah),
Merry early Christmas and Happy 2013!
Have an amazing one filled with more laughter than you can handle and more love than you deserve. In return, be nice and naughty because Santa Craus is good and sweet and doesn't judge kids on their behaviour. Yes, I'm sorry to break it to y'all, kids-who've-been-good-all-year. You're not gonna get any more PlayDoh under your tree than Tim, even if he did undo your ponytail and hide your hair tie.
P/P.S* Also, this Tim guy.. he probably likes you.
Toodles noodles and turkey and tofurkey, eye wuv you
xoxo
