Goodbyes are tough.

Helloooo my homies and nonexistent readers, I'm back!

I've decided I'm gonna be temporarily abandoning this space. I just feel like I really want some privacy-I'm thinking of setting up a blog under a pseudonym that no one will know about until they stumble upon it while browsing the interweb and go, "Ermahgerd this is a gem! Wtf have I been missing all my life?!" hahahaha narcissism, you gonn' be standing by me, yo.

But in all seriousness, if I do decide to continue blogging here, it's gonna be about strictly everyday, unimportant stuff. I just don't enjoy the idea of anyone reading what they probably shouldn't be reading. Which is a bit ironic, because if I don't want anyone to read something, why post it online, right? Right. I've been filtering my thoughts a lot here anyway. I don't enjoy that anymore. Maybe I'll start a food blog like *coughs*~

On a side note, CHRISTMAS IS COMING, yay! I can't wait. The girls are coming over on the Eve, and I'm probably meeting Lazymird in the morning so that's awesome as possum. The best part is, I was actually supposed to have work on the 24th and 31st (wtf), but one of the supervisors did her magic and bypassed the manager, so now we've got both days off. Which is freaking amazing and all in the spirit of Christmas whooop^-^ Haha I sound so damn sarcastic. I feel like I'm in a freeze frame and I need to feel more festive by baking and consuming more food than ever, especially cinammony, raisin-y, apple-y anything. C'mon Christmas bug, bite my ass already! Ohh and I want me some fruitcake. The best thing about it is definitely the laced prunes and raisins. I love rum in my tum, mmmm gimme moremoremore. It smells and tastes amazing. My mum's version is the best thing evah-I don't even bother paying for fruitcakes sold outside, not even fancy ones. I'd eat some if the occasion called for it, but other than that, meh. Yes, I'm a hundred and one percent biased teehee #nigahiga

108 seconds to 6pm! WHOOP. Off to the SEA Aquarium tmrw, I can't wait <3

Also, I need to get some ingredients for the cupcakes if I intend to make them before Christmas Eve comes.

N.B. I just went to NTUC awhile ago to get all my ingredients. Damn you, Philadelphia cheese and Bulla sour cream and Digestives. Why you cost so much?! T_T It breaks my heart to part with my cash, especially since my pay for my Editor stint is only gonna be coming in in Feb 2013. I K R, if we live that long. Y'all doomsday beliebers oh, ohh I kid had better replenish your canned food supplies and learn to assemble a makeshift toilet bowl out of black trashbags and two chairs. You try it. It's not that hard, really. We made one in secondary school for some Total Defence Day drill six years ago, and it was funtown. Try peeing in a dark classroom with sealed windows covered with black trash bags, deprived of fresh air while the sound of you freaking doing your business echoes everywhere. And let's not forget to mention the bigass machine they used to chug out *mock* poison gas under the doors of every classroom to see if we'd properly sealed all corners of the room!! Fun, like I said. Hahaha okay I'm gonna try to watch the Channel 8 show now, because I think my typing is distracting everyone. And I got my Secret Santee a present today 'cos I felt a cheapskate for just getting him an elf toy. In my defence, it is fucking adorable and I would trade a pinch of that amazeballz fruitcake just to keep it. :( But Christmas is all about giving, and therefore... I shall!

P.S* This is what Christmas with Yoda would be like. And if you don't get it, too bad for you. Because Yoda rules. (A Christmas rhyme, I just made! With fruitcake, let's celebrate!)

Just in case I end up not blogging in time for Christmas (I probz will lah), 

Merry early Christmas and Happy 2013!

Have an amazing one filled with more laughter than you can handle and more love than you deserve. In return, be nice and naughty because Santa Craus is good and sweet and doesn't judge kids on their behaviour. Yes, I'm sorry to break it to y'all, kids-who've-been-good-all-year. You're not gonna get any more PlayDoh under your tree than Tim, even if he did undo your ponytail and hide your hair tie. 

P/P.S* Also, this Tim guy.. he probably likes you.

Toodles noodles and turkey and tofurkey, eye wuv you

xoxo

Schpazz

Everyone's been having the flu lately and I'm no exception ): Except I've got a bloat in my stomach, so it hurts even when I walk or take deep breaths or laugh! Totally not exaggerating, I swear. I was rushing to school this morning because I was gonna be late for an assignment, and five minutes into my walk I was having difficulty breathing and had to walk painfully slowly. For someone who's so used to speedwalking (I actually enjoy it, wtf. Lol), it was horrible. I felt like a sloth and I'm sure I was blocking everyone's way.

Currently doing some shitty web design in school! Anw these pics are from late last year or something, backdated much. Hahaha.

Chewy Junior from Humpty!

Turkish Food at Far East Plaza!

 

Porkerella swore it was the bestest food around and that she would kill a cow(!!) for a meal here. It's the shop tucked in the side of Far East in a super rundown corner of the mall, and I admit the food looks yummy in the pics but it was soo meh to me. 

What I had:

It was stuffed with traditional turkish meat, sliced from the humongous kebab thingy (I peered at this without much interest; I've seen this WAY too many times so it's no longer interesting to me. I have such a short attention span!!Haha.) 

I'm not saying it sucks or putting this shop down cos I think most people would enjoy it, but it's got mutton and beef in it, and I bloody hate the smell of mutton. Way too gamey for me.

Clockwise from left: Giant watermelon, smaller watermelon (From darling smelly), watermelon slippers (From wonerable cow!)

Dresses from Smelilililily <3

Lovin' the preensss!

H&M clips in pastel colours. If you wanna know what colours I love, these are a good start. Ice creamy and warm and awesome!

And.. an indirect reference to my sch project on cigarettes: No Butts Allowed! LOL

xoxo

December Gold

I know I've left my blog running high and dry for the longest time ever, but I'm back with more craptastic pictures! And away.

N.B. Super short post; I'm feeling extremely lazy. Also, I'm in a Christmas mood for once! I feel so excited over everything, for some reason--the fab weather, all breezy with gloomy skies (yes there's something wrong with me. I mean, gloomy skies?? Wtf I know. Lol), the awesome glittery lights that give the entire stretch of Orchard Road renewed life, the (sometimes) tacky Christmas songs that blast over speakers wherever you go, the fake snow covering branches of artificial Christmas trees that also happen to be decked with lights. Everything about it! I know I sound like a failed, clichéd case, but I love Christmas. Partly because of the presents and fruitcake.

Exhibit A:

 

Present from my penpal! She asked me what my favourite colours are, and when I told her I love every colour in existence, she knitted this for me. By hand! I can't imagine making something like this. First of all, it's too pretty and well-knitted for someone as klutzy as me to make. Secondly, I'm in love with it. Sorry if I sound like I'm high on helium or something! Gah. Must be something in the (festive) air.

And for the next photo..

A BABY PIC!

That's me on the left and my sis on the right with my gran sandwiched in-between two hyper, hyper babies with too-wide, toothless grins.

Smelly's dessert from MyVillage or somewhere:

And! This cat is getting to be really popular on campus cos he (or she?)'s always spotted lazing around school. I'm so jealous of the spots of ginger-coloured fur! I'm actually jealous of a cat, holy crap. LOL.

After getting all egg-cited and squealing silently(didn't wanna wake the cat up lest s/he got annoyed and scratched us!) over it for about two minutes, this is what we did:

Are you ready?

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*obligatory drumroll*

We posed for pics with the cat. We bloody did! Ahhaha. Proof:

As you can see, Belles was clearly the most excited. She even flashed a peace sign. Lol! Elaine, on the other hand, looks really calm and collected and professional, like she poses for photos with random cats all the time. And if you haven't noticed, I was clutching my mac tightly in my hands as a protection barrier cos I was kind of afraid the cat would wake up and pounce on me angrily.

Cow's b'day card! It's a fake card cos I used regular paper. Hahaha.

And if there's one thing she relishes, it's a good cut.

 

Okay abrupt end, toodles!

xoxo

Annual Lengthy Post
with lots and lots of pics!

Okay, so it's not an annual thing yet, but I'm gonna damn well make it one.


Btw, this entry is gonna be a kind of watered-down version of my usual entries cos I've been way way too busy with all the shitty school assignments (haven't made a dent on any of them yet, which is awful cos when I procrastinate the stress just builds up until I reach my breaking point. So yeah, I guess I like pushing the boundaries and putting things off till the very last minute, when I'm just about on the brink of an emotional/mental breakdown. Snap! ) and last-minute gift-buying/gift-wrapping/shopping to do!!



Plus:

1) I've been too busy trying to tame my frazzled, frizzy mess of a mass of hair. It has a life of its own, and that annoys me to no end. I mean, c'mon! It's freaking hair, for crying out loud. How bloody uncooperative can my hair get? Actually, don't answer that.


2) I'm in the midst of packing my room. My old (Queen-size) bed was sagging badly, so my dad got me a new (non Queen-size) bed. No, it's worse than that. He got me a single-size bed wtf. And I'm saying this at the risk of sounding incredibly whiny and bratty but, y'know. It's horrible srsly. I hate the feeling of shifting in my bed and knowing there's a chance I'll trip over my blankets and fall on the floor. It's been three days and hasn't happened yet tho, so hopefully this horrible fear of mine will disappear soon. And on the bright side, it's so damn comfy! :D Ahhaha I'm totally contradicting myself.


3) There are way too many parties to go to. A- invited me but it's supposed to be a wild one, so I turned down the invite. And the party's supposed to go on from ten at night 'til dawn breaks, which is so ridiculous I think. I'd rather sleep(on my mega small single-size bed) than do that, LOL. Sorry, Ash!!




Um yep that's all I can think of right now.

My brain's kind of malfunctioning a little bit, if you know what I mean.


Okay nvm I'm being ridiculously incoherent again haha Anw, pics!


Okay hang on look at what my sis got me from HK first:



Freaking jellyfish!!

The white jellyfish is obviously the more adorable of the two, don't you think? I mean, she bloody wears rouge. Plus she looks way better with it than anyone I know.


I've named her Fafi, after the French artist! Total girl crush. Watch Fafi camwhoring and sucking up to the camera!

Isn't she a doll? (Not a doll doll. You know what I mean lol)


Awww *love poke*


She's ridiculously show-offish:



.. and super stubborn too.


Santa: Hey, no touching my cap, mister!



Fafi: Oh, sorry Santa *touch* hahaha





Then it was bubble-blowing day!
My bubble-blowing thingy, in the shape of an ice cream cone. Don't you just wanna lick it up?



Bubbles!



I tried blowing some at Kelly (Lol), but she just sniffed at them and strolled off, disinterested. Like she was completely oblivious to the fact the bubbles were choc-scented or something. Absolute travesty! And yes I know dogs can't eat chocolate but these are scented bubbles, not actual chocolate, so don't you give me that accusatory look, mister!
Ahaha I love winding people up for no reason.


And!
My favourite scene and line from one of my favorite movies of all time; Nanny McPhee :D



"Then I have to go."

I just love throwing in that line whenever I get into an argument with someone cos it leaves them so bloody confused. The convos usually go something like this (and usually with my sis, J) :


J: Why did you take my dried mango without asking me!!
Me: *ignoring*
J: *seething* You didn't even ask!!! See there's only three pieces left--
Me: *ignoring*
J: *threatening tone* I'm gonna tell Mummy! You're so dead. I'm gonna call her now!!
Me: ..then I have to go. *walks out of room*



Also, my younger sis had her friend over the other day, and they started making super dumb videos like this:








Okay, I've finally come to the end, yay! More shopping and present wrapping to do, so there simply isn't any time for pesky stuff like hw, oh well.

Anw,

Merry almost Christmas!
Have a supermassivelymadawesomefantasticallyfab one sprinkled with love and gingerbread men :D
and a killer apple pie!! My mum's is so good, I'd battle a stubborn mule to get her to make one.

xoxo