Happy Street! It's fun.

Because I evidently have nothing to do, I've decided to blog. Yay, more meaningless garbage for my imaginary readers to enjoy! In a bid to make my posts less like how they usually start, I've decided to do away with the usual lines I tend to use just this one time:

"Hellllo non-existent readers!"

"If you can't figure out what the title means..."

Errr that's about it. I was going to post pics of food again, but I realise I've been posting way too many pictures of food lately!! Wtf I am such a terrible, non-inspirational blogger. Bad! I actually tried typing uninspirational, thinking it's a real word and err'thang (NEW FAVOURITE WORD!) Elaine's is amazeballs. Who am I to judge when I never knew what a "bukkake" is. Please don't google it, by the way. Hahahahaha

I think I'm suffering the aftereffects of a sugar high now. Must be the soya bean milk I had, which elaine said doesn't contain lots of sugar, contrary to what I suggested. Proof here:

I cut out our faces, because I'm nice like that. Okay, you can sort of see half of our faces but that's not the point!! The point is, I look funny. I don't even know what I was thinking when I uploaded it thinking it would make a nice profile pic LOL. I can't be bothered changing it, either, because there are so many more important things to worry about, like what to have for lunch tmrw. And for the next 101 days of my internship. 

Anyway ending off abruptly cos.. 13 minutes before we get to leave office!!! Whadddup, yo! 

Oh now it's ten. hehe

The moral of this blog post (and which has absolutely no link to the rest of the pointless paragraphs above) is..

Everyone should play Happy Street! It comprises adorable graphics and equally adorable music. Do you find the word adorable puke-inducing? Well, too bad! Ha ha hahaha. I'm being annoying.

Here's a run-down of the game in approximately 95 words:

After opening up the game, a little fox wearing goggles or some stupid shit comes down in a patchwork hot air balloon omfg I love hot air balloons!!! 

Frighteningly, there's a blue wolf with a backpack waiting for him below, creepy grin plastered to his face and a beret thingy with two holes for his ears to come out of.

Then you basically get LOTS of arrows teaching you how to set up yr village, build ferris wheels/fish markets/sunflower farms(?) and chop wood in the forest to build MORE ferris wheels and pretty houses! See:

This isn't mine, btw. Mine looks horrible now so I'm not gonna post up pics of it and risk having it get laughed at. Ahhaha okay end of post, three mins to go!!! 180 seconds c'mon 

xoxo

Ennuyé

If you can't figure out what in the world this title means, go google it! Okay, it's French for bored. Will this put my grade for the internship at risk? I hope not, lolol. Anyway, today's been an insanely productive day!

Let me count the ways:

1. Sent mass emails to lain/smelly/belly/cow

2. Raided pantry for food. Got some plain bread! I actually like the taste of plain bread (doesn't matter what kind coz I'M GREEDY LIKE THAT. ha ha hahaha)

I think Clara made a couple of nutella sandwiches! She's had like four or five today which just goes to show how bored we are. LOL

3. Chatted with the alleycat. She's reading another *cough* trashy chick lit novel called Endless Chase. Frankly, that's hardly a step up from the previous two books she read: Proscriptive Relationship, and Surreptitious Relationship. I'm giving her my judgey eyes yo!

Also, I can't wait for the interview with R_____ in two weeks time, whoop! (Don't wanna put her name here because of confidentiality and all that shit)

The only thing is, I haven't started thinking about what I'm gonna ask. Probably something along the lines of, "Hello R_____! So how's Singapore been so far? Have you tried durians?" errr that's all I've thought of so far. Such generic questions. Ahhaha 

4. I'm embarrassed to say this, but they toasted up a whole load of nutella sandwiches and I greedily took one. Because humans don't just eat when hungry, they eat when they're bored. Or greedy. or both, or maybe all three (fungry/bored/greedy). Doesn't matter! The point is, I... tried... a nutella sandwich.. 

And I actually liked it. What is this sorcery?? Haha that's a line from The Dictator, btw! Starring the beloved Sacha Baron Cohen. 

Oh, and this is bad-I had to resist the urge to hyperlink his name. See what my internship's done to me barely eight days in? Actually, see what oj's done to me? 

5. Sadly, the above just about sums up my highly productive day. Also, I had baked beans and three cookies and some awesome $1.70 pandan rice with veg and egg for lunch. I took a pic, but it's in my phone, and it's just so tiring transferring photos.

Ohh, I've got more work to do now! Actual work. The whole fb message thing is great and err'thing, but it hampers productivity fortyfold. Hahaha the end bye folks!!!

P.S*

Sad people who do cute things to innocent animals.

Presenting the puprito (puppy burrito. I know.)

A rice rilakkuma/kilarumma(inside joke. Don't be confused!!) with cheese ears and a snout and an omelette blanket! Fml I just about went into meltdown seeing this

More soon! xoxo

And happy birthday to my mum. I know I drive you up the wall and likewise but you're still awesome and I love you as much as tomatoes. Which is a lot hahahaha what an annoying daughter.

The Life of an Intern

I haven't updated this space in a really long time, so whadduuuuup! This is another one of those pointless posts, because I have nothing to do LOL.

Food spam! (long-ish post below this) A selection of the food I've eaten in the past few months: 

pigpigpig ahahaha

Oh and sorry if I sound incoherent, I'm soo tired.

Pizza resembles my face doesn't it!! Haha self-derogatory

apple pie + blueberry pie! (guess which one I got?)

Another awesome Frappé Mocha from-and I say this with some resentment-mac d's! 

Resentment, because everytime I go on a spiel about how I'll never touch gross mac food again seeing as I've stuffed myself with cheeseburgers all my life, I end up going back. Wtheck! Everything just looks so generic and wtf their burgers look so perfect! How can something that looks that perfect be constructed in the span of sixty seconds and look that good? Even barbie dolls take longer to make. But yes, I grudgingly admit I do get cravings for their hotcakes and egg mc muffins and sausage mc muffins and shit like that.  Because I am an imperfect human, and as you know, few humans can resist the charms of a fast food restaurant that sells stuff that cheap and still tastes okay-ish. The most cray thing is, I'm talking about a restaurant that uses an M for its logo and a freakin' clown for a mascot and has still turned out a global success, and a growing one at that. Doesn't their formula sound a bit ridiculous when put in writing? So bloody unfair and unavoidable, pfft. And where's my restraint? Hahahaha sheesh can't believe I just typed a whole paragraph on mac(s)! I still love it tho so I'm a hypocrite fml

some jap thing I forget what it's called! L had this at bugis looks good doesn't it!! Okay I'm a liar, it doesn't LOL. But it tastes good! Try the ION Food Hall one.

NEW UMU SOMETHING SOMETHING burger oh gosh it is blooody good. Omgosh. I'm absolutely in love with it. Grilled tomato and some nice chilli meat sauce thingy in a cheese burger! Gosh I'm so gluttony why am I talking about food at this hour?? HAHA

their apple pies are amazing too get your butt off and go buy some!!

Old Malaya Café in 313 with smelly belly and avril!

Gross chicken rice balls yuck. I'm so judgey! Hahaha

Charlie Brown Café:

Everything was pretty ex but the sandwiches are good!! I love focaccia bread so. If you don't know what to get me for my birthday, this is a good start *HINT* Get me five loaves or something! Or bake me some. Oh, not bake hahahaha inside joke that's not too hard to guess. Sorry for incoherence! It's 11:33pm I should be sleeping! I hate waking up early.

On a side note, it's so hard to believe I'm already in my third year and final sem (hopefully?! fingers crossed!!) My results are out tmrw i.e. in approximately 6 hours.  So yes, I have 360 minutes to calm myself down. Assure myself my GPA isn't gonna hit an all-time low ("dear maria, count me in" -for some reason, I still find myself listening to Click 5/Click Five?, Sugarcult and other teeny boppy songs JUST BECAUSE. Hahaha. And if you're judging me, who still makes Call Me Maybe jokes? Who!)

I don't wanna jinx things but at this stage it's honestly too late whether or not I've said my prayers, so I'll just have to wait in impatience and see. 

Anyway! Hmmm what other updates do I have let me rack my brain umm.

Internship's been going okay so far! Watching shows, getting stuck on trashy chick lit courtesy of a certain *cough* cat, discussing the merits of Fifty Shades-total untouched territory! Can you imagine? hahahaha-and snacking on marshmallows and biscuits and red Rock Deli chips/anything that's passed around the office lol.

It's still early days, but 4 days in and I honestly just feel like dying at some points. I feel like I've just been passed a 107-days jail sentence. I know, why did I count right?! The fuck. Haha I spent the whole morning watching eps of Awkward and Don't Trust The B- and cutting up mags like Catalog and Campus to decorate my pinboard cos those mags are the kind that are only enjoyable at first read. 

So, that about sums up my awesome week. Or four-seventh of it, really, because tomorrow's FRIDAY!!! WEEKENDS! My favourite day of the week is arriving.. along with my results. Okay the end, enjoy the food pics and salivate away!

xoxo

P.S* Because I am so narcissistic here's a pic of me to end this post! Hahaha

Pants/leggings from Lowry's Farm at Bugis +, thirty percent off whoo! (:
I refuse to say jeggings cos that sounds gross, they don't look very flattering and you shouldn't be wearing leggings paired with a top anyway!! Because it shows too much! Sheeeesh pet peeve.