Excited is a one-letter understatement

I really should be doing my work, but this..

omgomgomgomgggaksjdbkdscomfdomgomfvklds

Daaaaaamn. I need to psycho someone into going with me, because apparently no one I know is a crazy fan which is RIDICULOUS. Hahaha okay back to work!

The Month of April!

I am reallly really super unhappy with this blog! Not because it's dead cos it IS (hahahaha) but because too many people I know have access to it!! Urghh I need to get a new blog soon or some unknown, indecipherable url so I can post whatever I like hehehe. 

Anywayzss this is the stuff I brought back from kuching! Yes you can see lots of bubblegum/chewing gum and the usual shit etc. All my favourites! 

I wish i could keep them for myself. But no, thou shalt give. For giving is better than receiving. Geez I sound damn confucius-ish today. Sorry! Hyped up. Hahaha. I should give myself a slap or something cos school's starting, so noo I shouldn't be hyped up or happy at all! Wtf's wrong with me ): And how do you spell Confucius?! oh I got enrolled in the crappiest of all modules too. I wanted to take it at first but now I've changed my mind cos I'm fickle-minded like that LOL. I want creative writing so badly! Gaw life is so unfair sometimes. I sound so whiny today, I hope I'm not affecting anyone's mood if you're reading this! Ahhaha. 

Ohman this post is turning out to be shitty and incoherent and peppered with too many exclamation marks and Hahahas! Whyyyyy am I feeling so happy today?! Must be pms! Felt so crappy earlier in the day. I even took it out on humpty ugh, I feel so damn bad now. Sucks to be me sometimes. Why do I like lashing out at others? Why why why why why why why why someone tell me why I need answersss hahaha I sound delusional and sad okay I'm gonna end this nonsensical sentence now!

And since there was nothing much to do in kch (I swear on my secret stash of chocs hidden in my cupboard. Haha yess guilty pleasure! Hey at least it isn't something really bad or incriminating. Chocolates make for happy people and boost endorphins!! ^ ^ Whatever that means.)- elaine smelly and I painted miniature figurines! This is mine:

I think he's supposed to be Sleepy or Shameful or Blushy or something. Can't remember. The one that blushes a lot!!

*Edit: I remember now. His name's BASHFUL! See I didn't even google that. Wow, I amaze myself. With my vested narcissism haha

Smelly got a dwarf too and laine painted a sailor moon for her, um, 'friend'. HAHA

Wrote this on the underside of Bashful for Humpty. 

Can you guess what it stands for?? (you will never guess it! And I will never say. Elaine actually guessed 2 of 4 words but other than that it was very off Lolol)

His hands on his bum #pervspeak

And look, all kinds of magnets! Heheh everytime I look at them my life increases a little (not sure if this is a good or bad thing! I'd rather die sooner than die when I'm 99 and be alone and unloved)

Oh I gave some away! Like the heart one for Belly, the bear for alleycat. Um I think I actually kept more for myself than I intended to LOL. It's so damn annoying! Everytime I get people presents/souvenirs it's always stuff I love and would eat curry for (I hate curry so yes, I think I'm making sense. Hahahah). So giving it away becomes hard and I end up buying double of every. bloody. thing.

And this is a set of rings I got from Diva! Love love love <3 so pretty hehe. Makes me delirious with happiness everytime I look at it. But it just doesn't look as nice when I put it on thanks to my banana fingers! ): booourghh

Oh yes and *we're back to Bashful again* Humpty's birthday was coming up, and being completely clueless and the supermegashitty gift-buyer that I am, I decided to give him this dwarf as one of his presents! Not suggesting he's a dwarf btw. Hahaha he's too damn tall to be one! I'm closer to a dwarf's height than him. It really sucks to be short. The only height advantage I have is I'm on an entirely diff eye level from taller ppl so when they walk past me all they see is the top of my head. This is good for checking out different kinds of people lol. And I'm not a paedo/pervert/being creepy! ohh and short us can wear heels without towering over guys! Soo many plus points. #Proudtobepetite (:

Anw since I had no idea how to giftwrap the figurine without it breaking/hobo guessing what it is, I bubblewrapped dwarfy and stuffed it into my Ritz bitz tub! See-

Then I added strips of recycled paper to cushion it SAVE THE EARTH!! I was watching glee when I took this so lea michele looks damn shocked ahhaha. Her face is all, "What have you done?!" Not funny? It's okay I find it funny! Sheesh, proves my point how narcissistic I am ahhahah. But it worked btw! He opened it and said with (*fake?) excitement,"Ohh, Ritz!!!"

*C'mon, you can't give someone ritz bitz for their birthday! No matter how nice it is, that's just wrong loll

 All birthday boy's presents! Spent forever on his card cos I used glitter and scratch and sniff popcorn stickers heheh. I love anything sparkly! Like a freaking jackdaw. I think I have bird genes lolol. That's no good!! Dumbasses are usually referred to as birdbrained and I am in no way part of that category! Hahahaha okay I should stop hahaha-ing. I'm annoying myself.

Also in the pic, choc chip cookies (underbaked cos I was rushing! Mad lousy baking skills but he still said they were delicious, what a lie. This is how you make someone happy! Don't be blatantly honest cos honesty isn''t always the best policy. Do I sound thought-provoking and philosophical enough? Haha yayayaaay)

Then! Found this among my Christmas presents from last year from my aunt. Better gift buyer than I'll ever be, I swear ^ ^ Anyhway I decided to try it on, just for fun.

Wait I digress for a few seconds--look! Found my old stash of rotting lipsmackers and other stuff. 

They still smell good even tho the lipglosses have turned brown, so instead of throwing them out I decided that heeeck, Imma keep them anyway. Such a hoarder! I'm ashamed. Haha. I hope I dont become one of those hoarders when I'm old. The kind that keeps cardboard boxes and even used disposable chopsticks omggg
I TOTALLY HAVE ALL THE SIGNS OF BECOMING ONE!!!
This is very. very. bad.

Hokay and these are my pre-fake mani'd nails. Very unflattering. I'm just too lazy to use remover so I usually let it chip off naturally lol

...Ready for the after picture?!

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Urgh tired of dotting, okay here's the after pic!!

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Hahah there actually isn't a drastic change but it really looks good irl. And I didn't buff or whatever before that but it still turned out nice! Very happy with it. It's been a week and only suffered two tiny chips, which is perfectly fine! (: I NEED MORE OF THESE. Better than my nail painting skills, which are horrrible. I get so much paint on my fingers wtf lol

Finally, fish and co with issy! 

her soup

Bluh she hasn't sent me all the pics so more soon! This was the dessert we shared-choc fdge, yumm. 

Not the best in the world but still okay. Hit the right spot. (I think saying this makes it sound professional! Don't you think. Ahhaha I'm so entertained by my thoughts wth! The perks of hanging with smellilly LOL)

  Anyway yeap, end of long post!! I'm sure you're heaving an immense sigh of relief if you actually had the patience to read all the way til here hahah. Shit, school's starting tmrw. I don't believe it ugh ugh ughhhhhhhbdsjlnklmdsa allow me to wallow on my bed and play Temple Run in misery. Toodles.