this video managed to make me laugh8)and i haven't laughed in a really relly long time.
it's my cousin Tessa(same birthday as me,16 nov!)
enjoooy!
p.s*even if you don't,I don't care.So there!(i really need to stop this So There crap)

before i start anything,i have this to say,first of all: I'm so sick of fcking art,and i don't understand why my rents won't let me drop it.i mean,don't i get a say?it's my life,not theirs.my decision,not theirs.what has it got to do with them?i'm hell sick of it.all of it.

anyway,on to happier stuff now.though i feel far from that.

Av's concert here,i thought,was awesommme!(okay it WAS awesome,but hear me out first)...until I stumbled across this video on her official website.It's her in toronto,cenada--not her hometown,but like her home country(no such thing,but i DON"T CARE.pffft.) and oh my gosh her concert here was NOTHING in comparison to her concert there!!I mean she had only like three or four wardrobe changes here,whereas in toronto she had like some seven wardrobe changes!and she looked so much happier there than here,which is really saying something.plus she came on stage one hour forty minutes late with no apology on her part(but no one seemed to mind.not even me.and i'm like the most impatient person ever.).so we had to put up with a bunch of crap songs from this homegrown band,pervy boy[the opening act].seriously,to say their songs were "crap" is really being very nice.and I don't mean to sound mean(okay,I do) but the frontwoman who's also the vocalist was honestly a really really bad singer.I've never seen people go to the toilet that many times during a concert just to escape listening to bad music.it was that bad!and maybe the drums and stuff were fine,but the singing part was terrible.Imagine having to endure all that for 100 mnutes.Pure torture.And the frontwoman looked like she was lipsynching!plus she was kind of...plump.i'm not prejudiced or like against plus sized singers,don't get me wrong!I mean,I love Lily Allen(just not that she takes drugs and smokes).But Beth Ditto of The Gossip?









umm,she ate SQUIRRELS as a kid.Thta's a bit too much,right.well,i don't CARE if you think it's not too much.so there!(oh goshh,I need to stop doing this.
But still,Avril didn't do too badly



and the concert was awesom!The video's very blur,but it was just as awesome as it looked.
before I end!

one animal you have got to meet.
Meet Hallie!







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Oh wait.You haven't seen her feet!















Isn't she adorable?Yes she is!!!















She even drinks Volvic water!(don't ask what the damned chair is doing in the background.It has a life of its own.)

I haven't blogged in umm,like three months!but it doesn't matter,coz this blog is dead.anyway,i watched Mamma Mia! on Friday--which,I know is super late,but whatever.It was the bestest movie ever!And we got free tickets(courtersy of my father;] )












the movie theatre was like empty.And infront of us,there was this old man lying there..sleeping!seriously,how can you sleep during a movie you paid for?And he was wearing slippers and this old man shirt and he looked super odd there.Do you wear slippers and your favourite old man shirt to a theatre?I think not.I was like, "he doesn't look like a Mamma Mia kind of person." and I might have said it a little too loudly,coz he suddenly turned around and glared at me.I was so pissed,I really wanted to throw the tub of salty popcorn at his face right then.I mean,I thought old men stay at home,read newspapers and move as little as possibe.they do not wear their slippers,go to a cinema and sleep during the funniest movie of all time--and then glare at innocent people like me who have just happened to comment!!
Anyway.
I'm going to Kota Kinabalu this year end,and at first I was uber excited...
until my cousin told me kota kinabalu means Land of the Monkeys in greek.
And I actually believed him.I was like,"Whaaat?LIAR."
And he went coolly,"I'm not lying lor."
So I believed him.but then i did some research and found these pictures of that place:













Pretty!and where are the damn monkeys?!Either I'm going blind,or my cousin is a liar.It even has a hot spring.How awesom is that?













They even have a wildlife park,but i'm not going in there.I don't CARE.I'm not going to go in and be eaten by a wild monkey who thinks I look like a banana.

today was a relatively boring day,i'm actually counting down the days till december already;D
i'm so sick of school!
i wish i could jump down from a building.but not those really high ones coz they freak me out.
and i would wanna jump from a nice building,a pretty,high-end one.
oh wait.
but then no one would go there after i'd committed suicide coz they'd be all,"haunted one lah!you dare to go meh?"
i'm not actually serious,of course.
about jumping down,i mean.

because my mother said that if i get into sajc,she'll give me $1500 to spend at Juicy Couture!!
*giddy with excitement*

By then the juicy couture store would have opened in taka,so i might go to that one.but probable the KL pavilion one,coz it's bigger.
and nicer!
and prettier,and pinker,and... ...
i'm on a roll here.

so if i jump down now,i'd never live to the day when i'll buy that juicy bag/etc,etc.
but that's only if i get into sa!!
and i really,really doubt it.

anyway.
the damn school teachers started the day by yelling at us,all their crap.i mean,come on.do you really think anyone is listening?

i'm so sick of singapore.

something really embarrassing happened on the bus just now..let's just say it was so bad that i never wish to step on a bus again(Oh,God save me.)
and i'm not going to say what happened coz i don't want to relive that scene ever again.
hmm.everyone has mortifying moments,right? so for maybe the first time i've learnt how humiliating it is=/

really!and with like,30++ people witnessing yr *moment*,it's truly awesome,ain't it?
i'd better switch topics or i'll just feel worse.

so.


you know what's my problem?just the fact that i like to eat,especially when i'm bored.normally in one day i can consume 15chicken wings,one bowl of salad,2 plates of pasta and a million japanese crackers and 2 cups of milo.oh wait.that doesn't include dinner.
zomgers,no wonder i've become freaking 40kg!!!!

or maybe it's 40.5?omg that's even worse.
my stomach has a life of its on=[

oh.don't think i've mentioned this yet.
the school made us pay 85 dollars for a study skills workshop*rolls eyes*

maybe some people might like it.but i def don't.i mean hello,freaking eighty five dollars!do you know how many LipSmackers i could buy with $85?or boots,i really want corduroy boots.

and study dkills?how to cope with stress?the exams are over and they teach us hw to cope with stress.very smart. by the time school returns in like july or whatever we'd have forgotten every damn thing we were taught!not that i care,but..

doesn't that account for something?

i mean it's $85 gone to waste!
pfft.

i'm gonne have high blood pressure soon.

oh.and they are gna teach us how to cope with stress.
count to ten,smile,breathe deeply,blahh.have you tried deep breathing when you are stressed?

you only sound like a damn Rhino snorting.

and do you see stressed people smile?
that's out of the norm.super weird.

i'm still hyperventilating[omg no!!i mean hyperveliterlating..ahaha xD]

omgers, i haven't seen this side of the world in forevs!
too lazy to blog again because i get this feeling the obly person left reading my blog is me.
and,y'know, that's uber lame-__-

anway,i just had to blog on this!miley is super mean.watch this
then watch this.
God,miley is such a retard, i had no idea.bitch.

sorry,couldn't help myself=/

this song is super nice;by the veronicas.click here:]
yeah,it's an old song-_-

proper post after exams!

today was super boring.
and for the record,i am def going to fail that dam physics test.i mean,i was practically guessing my way through the answers-__-
haha,it's gonna be uber fun avoiding smss grrrs on sports day^^
really hope i can ____!
too lazy to blog(again!).
random pictures:


Kl,m'sia



























christmas time[super backdated!p.s/the person in the picture is NOT me,for God's sake-...-]















my cousin Tessa!cuteness.
she's the one who has the same birthday as my sis and i=D

okay too lazy to like blog blog.
photos of kl here;
enjoooy=]

juicy couture shop in kl!it is freaking big.i thought i had died and gone to heaven.


































we went for this Doctor fish thing coz apparently the fish eat your dead skin.and they really do!my cousins and i were like screaming everytime the fish started to eat our dead skin..and then everyone there would turn and give us funny looks cos all they did was quietly dip their legs into the pool(or pond or whatever)! i mean,how can they stand watching the fish nibbling at their feet?
look who's weird.




























anyway,it was super fun!
random photo:

i'm hell bored right now!


like,i was super irritated that there was school today.i mean,i was so sure another freaking underground pipe would burst and then the whole school would be flooded and school would be cancelled!
unfortunately..
=[

there was school!booo.

if you haven't already noticed,like a million singaporeans struggle with saying basic words!
like,
*faithful,pronounced by many super smart(ahem) people of singapore as 'fateful'
*haunted--pronounced as hunted
*girls--grrrs.

-_-
those are only three examples.

go attend a pronunciation workshop or something!
okay,maybe it's their upbringing but heck it,listen to some grammar pronunciation tape or whatever,okay?

it is d.a.m.n. embarrassing,especially if a tourist approaches a local.imagine the convo:

cauc. tourist*approaches a local singaporean*
tourist: hello,can you tell me something about the Fullerton hotel?
s'porean: huh??that place hunted one,cannot go!
tourist: ...hunted?
s'porean: yes,yes,hunted one lor.
tourist: ...LAW?
s'porean: *feeling pissed that the tourist cannot understand his supposedly perfect english* ya-lah,ya-lah.

the singaporean then walks off,leaving the poor tourist wondering what the heck is a "ya-lah".

long post another day,adios!


p.s// 9 days to malaysia=D

i haven't blogged in a reaally long time coz the modem totally crashed.
too lazy to blog,like really blog,so umm,yeah.
today we were dismissed at 8.30!
eight freaking thirty.too awesome=D
mrs tan came to the mic this morning and i thought she was gonna crap her crap about singing the anthem louder again,so i went to my Dream World.then suddenly i heard her say "..so we'll be dismissing you by 8.30---" and then that was all i heard cos the whole school was cheering,like literally!i have never seen the school so excited before.umm,,i have never seen ME being so excited before too-_-
this song is so damn nice,watch the vid!the chorus is too funny,ahaha

this other video is c.r.e.e.p.y,i freaked out when i watched it.natasha khan(bat for lashes)her video is SO DAM CREEPY.

going shopping later=]
adios!